let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life
We were meant to be but a twist of fate made it so we had to walk away
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
17 hours ago · 160,986 notes
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
1 day ago · 197,741 notes
plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids
1 day ago · 57,889 notes
Reblog if you’re just a hardcore shipper. Doesn’t matter the shipping or the fandom, just your love for your pairings is so intense you actually get flutters in your belly just thinking about it.
6 days ago · 54,436 notes
Biscuits and gravy are delicious
Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!
why wouldnt i
finally it’s the british people who don’t get it
I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!
why is this happening
this website is a mess
6 days ago · 90,264 notes
since april fool’s is coming up here’s a causal reminder that faking a suicide note is not a prank and in fact equates you to actual garbage
everyone please reblog this.
6 days ago · 142,324 notes